Do you look like this? if so, read this poem immediately!

Then, buy our EP 'Jerusalem'!! mp3's can be purchased here from the itunes store (if you don't want to install itunes, then contact us directly to purchase a cd copy with *supadope* artwork by Ai Hasegawa and David Cuesta).

The D'archetypes are currently recording new material for their forthcoming album - check here for samples of the album, and our myspace page for demos and details of forthcoming gigs.

 

 

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Do you want cheap dentistry in Eastern Europe?

New age yoga gurus doubling up as chat show hosts?

Cross dressing hip hop legends in flip flops?

 

to begin your initiation into the esoteric secrets of the Darchetypes, check out our film about Muslim superheroines:

 

 

are you homo, batty, queer or gay?

are you an Eastern European looking for your way into the UK?

then learn from newly-weds Sophia and Amar,

by watching this instructional video today!